Five grams of pure creatine monohydrate per scoop, dyed to within an inch of its life. Same boring molecule the studies love. Considerably less boring tub.
Pick a colour →Blueberry Detonation
The one that started it all. Turns your shaker the colour of a swimming pool and your bench press into a rumour people tell at parties.
Citrus Meltdown
Glows in the fridge. Probably shouldn't, but does. Sharp, sour and impossible to sip politely.
Tropical Overload
Sunset in a scoop. Tastes like a holiday you didn't earn yet, but will, roughly six weeks from now.
Purple Thunder
Deep, moody, faintly regal. For the lifter who wants their creatine to look like it has read a book.
Pink Pump
Sweet, loud and completely unembarrassed. The tub your gym bag deserves.
All five, one box
Every flavour we make, boxed together, at a price that makes the accountant wince. 1.5 kg of colour. 300 servings. One very serious person.